Second Life is Like a Series of Rivers
Second Life is like a series of rivers!
Griefers are like beachballs, clogging the rivers of Second Life.
We need dolphins, which can swim freely through the rivers and bat the balls out of the way, clearing the rivers and allowing small children to drift safely through them.
This is an open call to all residents of Second Life. We must unleash the dolphins of war! Let them rain down on the griefers in unendding waves! They shall feel our Cetacean wrath! I seek out skilled builders and scripters to aid in this effort to create the most powerful anti-griefing dolphins the virtial world of Second Life has ever seen.
We will fire dolphins from cannons and launch them like missiles. We will have giant mecha dolphins and tiny micro dolphins. They will patrol in every simulator, they will read every email and report back to us if you show any griefer tendancies, and they will STOP GRIEF.
If you are interested in the future of Second Life or you just want to live in peace, you will join the group "Dolphin Alliance"
Remember folks, if you're not with us, then you're with the griefers. Don't be a griefer!
Dolphin Alliance Founder
Baba Yamamoto
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