Baba Sucks

Sucking up the web

The Virtual World That Almost Was

<BabaYama> let's start a new VW

<BabaYama> ;0

<Inuchance> k

<BabaYama> … are you done yet?

<Inuchance> almost

<Inuchance> i'm adding in havok 3 now

<BabaYama> great

<BabaYama> havok 4 is out bitch

<BabaYama> the users are complaining

<Inuchance> oh shi

<Inuchance> well, we're aleady pretty far with havok3

<BabaYama> lets scrap it and go 4

<Inuchance> look, i made this sphere physical and it rolls like a sphere would

<Inuchance> aw, okay

<Inuchance> actually, what about aegis

<BabaYama> and scrap that other cool project too

<BabaYama> umm

<Inuchance> you mean the planetary system for our virtual world so we would never run into issues with there being limited land?

<BabaYama> yes

<Inuchance> well, ok, it was a little laggy anyway

<Inuchance> but now our grid's almost full and we can't just expand the sphere without distorting the world and breaking pretty much every build

<BabaYama> everyone will live on their own planets… and we will restrict access to other planets

<BabaYama> every time we need more room we will just make a new planet

<Inuchance> THAT'S A STUPID IDEA

<Inuchance> YOU'RE STUPID

<Inuchance> SCREW THIS VIRTUAL WORLD

<Inuchance> I QUIT

<BabaYama> FUCK YOU BITCH I QUIT

<Inuchance> YOU CAN'T QUIT

<BabaYama> no I QUIT

<Inuchance> I'M FIRING YOU

<BabaYama> I hired YoU

<BabaYama> READ UP

<Inuchance> AND THEN I'M QUITTING, AFTER I FIRE YOU

<Inuchance> YEAH, IT'S IRONY

<BabaYama> FUCK

<Inuchance> IT'S A WAY OF STICKING IT TO THE MAN

<BabaYama> I FEEL SO STUCK

<Inuchance> HOPE YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS THE WORLD I CREATED AS INTIMATELY AS I DO, HA HA HA

<BabaYama> it's 23 lines of python

<Inuchance> they're pretty long lines :(

<BabaYama> yeah how did you manage that 43,000,000 word expression on one line?

<Inuchance> i actually just copy pasted that one from a website i found that described the problem i was having exactly :(

<BabaYama> oh right

<BabaYama> I really like my new porsche I bought with VC money

<BabaYama> i crashed 3 of them last week

<Inuchance> could you buy me a hamburger? i missed my last payment on my house and so i've been eating only every other day to catch up to my bills :(

<BabaYama> screw you.. they made the 14 million out to me

<Inuchance> yeah but i was the lead programmer :(

<BabaYama> i'm pretty and i filled out the business forms

<BabaYama> those are some serious forms

<Inuchance> oh, okay, i see how it is :(

<BabaYama> that's how it is

<Inuchance> hey wait a second these aren't forms, they're just livejournal quizzes!

<BabaYama> ….

<BabaYama> i was fooled

<BabaYama> My celebrity match is Jennifer Aniston

<BabaYama> hawt

<BabaYama> I did one for you too

<BabaYama> It was tom cruise

<Inuchance> well, i gotta go, they're here to repo my car ;(