Baba Sucks

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Developers? Get some new ones! I'm a starship pilot and if I did this in my job I'd be fired!

We should get compensation for W-Hat being allowed!And lag is just the last straw! Being a lawyer with twenty years experience means that I know how things should be run - and this isn't it!

I put my kids through college by selling stolen textures! This is the worst level of service I have ever seen.

Why don't we get more warning about war in Jessie? Thanks a bunch LL!

But no, all the customers are being forgotten just so Philip can get to one million signups. If people can't log in to buy Siggy's waterslide, I could starve! You need to sack all your staff and get new ones, because they suck! I signed up so that I could sell carefully-detailed copies of other people's stuff - and I can't! Being a lawyer with twenty years experience means that I know how things should be run - and this isn't it!What are you THINKING?

On top of everything else, we have to deal with GLIntercept! If people can't log in to buy prefabs, I could starve!

Pathetic! SL is a rip-off! Developers? Get some new ones! I can't believe I actually PAY for this! What are you THINKING?

Once again, LL shafts the hard-working customer.

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Second Life is like a series of rivers!

Griefers are like beachballs, clogging the rivers of Second Life.

We need dolphins, which can swim freely through the rivers and bat the balls out of the way, clearing the rivers and allowing small children to drift safely through them.

This is an open call to all residents of Second Life.  We must unleash the dolphins of war! Let them rain down on the griefers in unendding waves! They shall feel our Cetacean wrath! I seek out skilled builders and scripters to aid in this effort to create the most powerful anti-griefing dolphins the virtial world of Second Life has ever seen.

We will fire dolphins from cannons and launch them like missiles. We will have giant mecha dolphins and tiny micro dolphins. They will patrol in every simulator, they will read every email and report back to us if you show any griefer tendancies, and they will STOP GRIEF.

If you are interested in the future of Second Life or you just want to live in peace, you will join the group "Dolphin Alliance"

Remember folks, if you're not with us, then you're with the griefers. Don't be a griefer!

Dolphin Alliance Founder
Baba Yamamoto

Grieving friends gather to remember Gene Replacement at his living funeral. Gene, sometimes called a griefer by the misinformed, is one of the most beloved members of our Second Life community.

When asked about his banning, Gene was heard to say, “gay.”

I agree Gene, that’s gay.

Belays Statosky says of Gene “Gene: If you don’t come back, I will miss you. You’ve been fun ever since we met in the Welcome Area. We’ll ignore the time you did the router exploit shit in the channel.”

That’s really the kind of sentiment Gene inspired in all of us. Sure he fucks around and pisses people off, but sometimes you just need to step back and take a moment to see the humor in things.

Thanks for a good time Gene. We <3 you.